..mainly because my alarm went off at 6am like it was supposed to, I hit snooze, and it never went off again. Ah well...
Anyway... funny story. I was on the train yesterday on my way to work. I could see out of the corner of my eye that there was a young man sitting in the seats next to mine and I could tell he kept glancing over at me (reflections in the windows). I finally looked up at him to make sure he didn't look like a creeper or anything, but when I did, we made eye contact, and I was like 'Dang it!' Then that, I guess, was an invitation for him to start talking to me. He started asking me questions about myself and whatnot, and I find out this dude is 18-years-old. And just a side note- he wasn't cute.
But wait, it gets better... so after he finds out how old I am, he then asks, "Have you ever kissed anyone before?" And I just started laughing at him. I was like, "Dude, I am 25 years old, and you think I've never kissed anyone??? You're trippin..." Then I just started shaking my head. I was hoping I had embarressed him enough, but oh no... it kept on going. The he asks, "Are you shy?" "Shy? Um, sometimes," I said. Then he asks "Are you shy right now?" And I replied no. Then, this little boy had the cajones to say "Are you too shy to let me kiss you?" What the hell, right? I was like, "Um, that's weird. I don't even know you." Then he asked "Would you hurt me if I tried?" I was like, "Physically?" "Yeah.." he says. I go, "Yes. I would. So don't do it." That kept him quiet for a while.
Then I asked him, "So do you often come on the train tryin to holla at girls?" Then, this little dude says, "No, I'm on the train everyday. The girls usually come to me." And I started laughing, then I realized he was serious because he wasn't laughing, and it made me laugh harder. Then he got off at the next stop.
Anyway, it was an entertaining experience.
What the heck? Seriously???!!! I hope you made this up or 18-year-old guys are creepy in Utah! ;) But either way I would have laughed too.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to go to Utah!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteNo, this a complete, 100% true story! lol.
ReplyDeleteyeah that is what public transportation will get ya. Creepers. You should be carry mase or something.
ReplyDeleteHey, is THAT how we raised you??? How rude! You can't even give a brutha a little action?? I mean, he had the huevos to ASK, that should account for SOMETHING, right???? Actually, it would have been hilarious if you had said, "come over here, boy" and when he got close, CABLOWIE!!! Fist to the face, freaky-boy!!! Then when he's layin' there bleedin' you say, "that's how we kiss in So Cali, child....wanna nutha'??? I gotta lotta mo' fo you, foo!!!" (this is Dad....Mom is behind me hitting me and yelling that I can't say that..but I think it would make an AWESOME You Tube video!!)
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